村里老王头,七十多了,就爱玩。前阵子偷偷买了个滑板,在村口水泥地上练,摔得青一块紫一块。昨天他孙子教他,刚扶上去,老王头一蹬地,滑板窜出去,他整个人劈着叉就坐地上了。
老王头揉着胯骨轴子,疼得龇牙咧嘴,还嘴硬:“这玩意儿,比我当年骑摩托车难多了!”
旁边看热闹的狗剩喊:“王大爷,您这是练的啥新功夫?”
老王头白他一眼:“练啥练?我这叫大地开花!”
结果今天一早,村口的狗学会叼着他滑板跑了,老王头在后头追,边追边骂:“你个家伙也学会玩滑板了?那是我的!你给我站住!”
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