岳父嫌我没出息。那天我拎着好酒孝敬他,他瞄了一眼:“你看人家隔壁女婿,刚给岳父换了辆宝马。”说完就进屋了。我正尴尬,两分钟后他冲出来:“你刚才给我买的酒,是什么牌子?”我心里一喜:“怎么,想夸我?”“不是,”他皱眉,“我刚才弹的烟灰,别弄脏了酒瓶子,还能退。”
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