爷爷说他年轻时,玉米地里藏个人,能蹲一整天不挪窝。那天他憋着尿等一个偷苞谷的,从日升等到日落,终于见着个黑影摸过来。他屏住呼吸,握紧木棍,准备来个瓮中捉鳖——结果那黑影冲他的苞谷地撒了泡尿,是他二大爷。爷爷气得直跺脚:“憋了一天,就等来泡尿!”
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