露营太累,我们决定就地定居。第八年,儿子问我户口本上‘籍贯’怎么填,我指着帐篷外:‘这座山,东经115.23,北纬27.58,门牌号是第三棵松树。’快递员因投诉太多转行当了导游,逢人就说:‘前面是著名钉子户景区,他们靠卖野果已实现WiFi自由。’昨晚熊来翻冰箱,我递过烤肉酱,它竟然摆了摆爪——上周偷吃辣怕了。”
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