同名同姓分到同一宿舍！网友：安排宿舍的老师玩消消乐呢？

近日，一位同学发帖称：上大学分完宿舍，发现舍友居然和自己名字一模一样！

同名同姓分到同一个宿舍，网友：安排宿舍的老师玩消消乐呢？

A university student was assigned a roommate who shares the same name, sparking laughter online. Netizens joked that the housing office at this university was running a giant game of "match-three", while others noted that name twins pop up on campuses more often than you'd think.

有网友表示：两个人算什么，宿舍四个人重名如何呢?

Some netizens also shared their own stories. One mentioned that having two people with the same name in a dorm isn't unusual — in her university dorm, all four roommates happen to have the same name.

还有网友说，姓名基础，宿舍群名就不基础。

Even without the chaos of duplicate names, students still bring humor and creativity to dorm life, often through the imaginative names they give their dorm group chats.

遇到重名的舍友还好，在班里和同学撞名字了怎么办？网友：我就是这样“痛失本名”的……

Name collisions aren't limited to dorms. In classrooms, students with the same name often struggle to be distinguished.

课堂上，当老师说：“这个问题请刘yang同学回答。”

“……”全班一片寂静。

“老师，您是说刘洋、刘杨、刘阳还是刘扬呢？”

老师摸头，那要不就赐名：刘海洋、刘白杨、刘太阳和刘飞扬吧！

A student shared a humorous experience when the teacher called out, "Liu Yang, please answer this question," only to be met with silence.

Since several classmates have names pronounced the same, extra characters were added to their names to tell them apart, resulting in humorous nicknames.

还有网友表示，自己刚上大学好纠结，不知道怎么称呼身边的同学。

Some other students shared that starting university left them feeling conflicted, unsure how to address their classmates.

开学之际，大家和双语君一起来看看在校常见的礼貌又不失尴尬的“万能称呼”吧！

陌生人/泛泛之交

常见网感称呼：uu（友友）、铁子、bro、同学。

当你和对方不熟时，用这些网感称呼就很合适，不会太生疏也不显得过分亲密。

部门/组织内部

干活场景：宝、宝子（玩笑+亲近感）。

团建氛围：兄弟们/姐妹们、家人们。

这些昵称轻松又亲切，能立刻营造出有趣而紧密的团体氛围。

同校的校友

大几届：XX学长/学姐，XX师哥/师姐，熟悉后也可以称呼对方XX哥/XX姐。

小几届：XX学弟/学妹，XX师弟/师妹，熟悉后也可直接叫名字，或者用昵称/小名。

这是大学里最常见的称呼方式，既表达了尊重又显得亲切。开口前最好先确认对方的性别和年级，以免叫错造成尴尬。

那么英语中怎么称呼自己的师哥、师姐、师弟、师妹呢？

校友/男校友

alumnus /əˈlʌmnəs/

alumni /əˈlʌmnaɪ/ （复数）

女校友

alumna /əˈlʌmnə/

alumnae /əˈlʌmniː/ （复数）

一般来说，使用alumni（男校友复数形式）来表达“校友”这个概念就可以了。

你还有哪些爱用的称呼？欢迎来评论区一起分享呀！

编辑：左卓

见习编辑：裴禧盈

实习生：孙艺菡

来源：外研社UNIPUS

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