领导拍桌:“小张,我看你不顺眼!”
我懵了:“为啥?”
领导咬牙:“因为你长得比我还帅!”
我憋着笑:“那要不……我去毁个容?”
领导更怒:“毁容了还是比我帅!”
我弱弱说:“那您去整容?”
领导拍桌:“没钱!”
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