昨晚喝到两点,刚溜进家门,老婆一把揪住我耳朵:“又偷跑出去!”我龇牙咧嘴求饶,她突然松手,指着沙发:“坐好。”然后从厨房端出蛋糕——原来是我生日。正感动呢,她揪得更用力了:“但昨天是我生日!”
特别声明:以上内容(如有图片或视频亦包括在内)为自媒体平台“网易号”用户上传并发布,本平台仅提供信息存储服务。
Notice: The content above (including the pictures and videos if any) is uploaded and posted by a user of NetEase Hao, which is a social media platform and only provides information storage services.