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老爸端来一碗热腾腾的莲子羹，得意道：“祖传秘方，清热降火！”我猛灌一口，瞬间烫得跳起，莲子“噗”地从鼻孔喷出两颗。老爸愣住，摇头叹气：“这火降得不够，都从鼻孔泄了！”妈妈一旁补刀：“下次用莲子把鼻孔堵上，直接内部降温！
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