河北
分享至
人生这一关：减肥。饿得眼冒金星，半夜偷偷爬起来吃冰箱里的剩饭。正嚼得起劲，老婆开灯：你干嘛？我急中生智：梦游！她冷笑：梦游还知道挑我碗里的红烧肉？第二天，邻居问我：听说你半夜去收废品了？
声明：虚构演绎，仅供娱乐
特别声明：以上内容(如有图片或视频亦包括在内)为自媒体平台“网易号”用户上传并发布，本平台仅提供信息存储服务。
Notice: The content above (including the pictures and videos if any) is uploaded and posted by a user of NetEase Hao, which is a social media platform and only provides information storage services.
