民警:你因为啥报警?
当事人:我正走大马路上,突然天上掉下来一只猫,直接把我砸晕了,等我缓过来猫早跑了!晕的时候还模模糊糊看见,一只穿拖鞋的狗过来瞅了瞅我的情况,转头就去找那只猫 理论了!
民警:你怕不是喝多了吧?等着,我这就调监控帮你查查去...
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