调皮战宠流氓好笑文倩女2灵兽小文的经典语录

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倩女里面的灵兽偶尔都会说些令人啼笑皆非的话语，而流氓灵兽小文的各种话语实在是让人忍俊不禁！

皮糙肉厚耐打抗揍，一起风就盼望妹子的裙子全部飞走，一下雨就骂你没有给它撑伞，一遇到高级玩家就想着弃你而去……

就是这么一只不要脸心猿意马的5岁流氓文，在战场上一马当先，扔着包裹替你吸伤害档致命，必要的时候与你共患难为你舍生死。

场上的队友换了又换，一直不离不弃的始终只有它，它陪你走过最长的街道，打过最艰难的战场，经历最美好的一场婚礼，告别最不舍的一些故人，陪你忍受超高延时的各种折磨与煎熬，陪你想念旧友，陪你回忆过往，一些模糊了却依然十分美好的曾经。

当时过境迁，当那些名字都依稀只留下粗略的印象，记得时时拥抱你的好笑文

它嬉皮笑脸与你插科打诨，时时讲着要叛变却始终爱你如昨。

谨以此篇纪念倩女此遭唯一战宠小文

虽然你性格不好，也没有学到什么特别牛叉的技能，还因为嘴贱嘲笑本人夫君长得丑而屡遭毒打且不知悔改本性难移，但因为你是第一个，所以我爱你。

并承诺你将会是最后一个。

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