老妈非要我去相亲,我说不去。她说:“你不去,以后求我的机会多着呢!”
我笑了:“求你?不可能!”
三个月后,我失业了,没钱吃饭,灰溜溜地站在家门口。老妈开门一看,慢悠悠地说了句:“进来吧,我就说,以后你求我的机会多着呢。”
我当时就跪了:“妈,您真是预言家。”
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