怎么又让我到她家去?上次去她家,我用掉半瓶洗衣液!问她为啥,她说‘你上次坐沙发,裤子掉色’。今天又要我去,说是给马桶刷做‘年度测评’!我朋友问我:‘你确定你是去约会,不是去当质检员?’我说:‘别吵,她家抽纸用得快,我正囤货呢!’
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