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怎么又让我到她家去？上次去她家，我用掉半瓶洗衣液！问她为啥，她说‘你上次坐沙发，裤子掉色’。今天又要我去，说是给马桶刷做‘年度测评’！我朋友问我：‘你确定你是去约会，不是去当质检员？’我说：‘别吵，她家抽纸用得快，我正囤货呢！’
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