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炖排骨时刷了会手机，等闻到味儿冲进厨房，锅底已经黑得像刚挖过煤。我铲了半天铲不动，气得一天没出门。
傍晚饿得受不了，开门想叫外卖，对门小哥正好出来倒垃圾：“姐，你家今天炼啥仙丹呢？那香味从门缝飘出来，我打了一下午游戏都没赢。”
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