期中考试前,同桌把公式抄满袖子。我笑他:“临时抱佛脚?”他神秘一笑:“笨鸟先飞。”
考场里他刚想偷看,纸条“哗啦”全从袖口滑出来,铺了一地。监考老师扶了扶眼镜:“这位同学,你的次世代作弊器……死机了?”
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