河南
01.
我也知道瘦下来好看，但是你们喜欢的样子，让我吃不饱饭。
I know I'd look good if I lost weight, but the way you people like requires me to starve myself.
02.
桃花也不来，发财树也不开，咋啦，我是百草枯啊。
No peach blossoms come my way, and the money - tree doesn't bloom either. What's up? Am I paraquat (that kills everything)?
03.
睡觉的时候一定要闭上眼，不然会睡不着。
You must close your eyes when you go to sleep, otherwise you won't be able to fall asleep.
04.
今天的你对我爱搭不理，明天的我继续撩你。
You're giving me the cold shoulder today, but I'll keep flirting with you tomorrow.
05.
现在不珍惜我，我告诉你，过了这个村，我在下个村等你。
If you don't cherish me now, let me tell you, after leaving this village, I'll be waiting for you in the next one.
06.
不要问我现金还是刷卡，我刷碗行吗？
Don't ask me if I'll pay in cash or by card. Can I wash dishes instead?
07.
长得再好看又怎么样，闹钟一响还不是要起来上班。
What's the use of being good - looking? When the alarm rings, I still have to get up and go to work.
08.
乞丐都能挑天气去要饭，我却每天风雨无阻的要去上班。
Even beggars can choose the weather to go begging, but I have to go to work every day, rain or shine.
09.
白天运动减肥餐，夜间摆烂烧烤摊。
Do exercise and have diet meals during the day, then indulge in barbecue at the night - time food stalls.
10.
没钱了跟我说一声，我教你没钱怎么过。
If you run out of money, let me know. I'll teach you how to get by without money.
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