1、女人心，海底捞，关东煮，豆沙包。Woman'sheart,Haidilao,Oden,beanpastebag.2、肚子胖胖，生活旺旺；星河滚烫，不如麻辣烫。Stomachfat,lifeprosperous;Thestarisboilinghot,notashotasspicy.
3、小白兔，白又白，麻辣兔头浪起来。Smallwhiterabbit,whiteandwhite,spicyrabbitheadwaveup.4、我从小就怕黑，小时候学习不好是因为不敢看黑板。IwasafraidofthedarkwhenIwasachild,andIwasnotgoodatlearningbecauseIdarednotlookattheblackboard.
5、不是我不想减肥，而是敌军太过强大。It'snotthatIdon'twanttoloseweight,buttheenemyistoostrong.6、当幸福来敲门的时候，我怕我不在家，所以一直都很宅。Whenhappinessknocksatthedoor,IamafraidIamnotathome,soIhavebeenverycurtilage.
7、在房间里宅久了，我准备去客厅散散心。I'mgoingtogotothelivingroomtorelaxafterstayingintheroomforalongtime.8、一定要每天保持微笑啊，要不然这么多年的牙白刷了。Besuretokeepsmilingeveryday,oryouwillbrushyourteethforsomanyyears.
9、在花一样的年纪，我却长成了多肉。Inthesameageasflowers,Ihavegrownintoafleshy.10、最近在用增高药，效果还不错，高了三厘米，就是一粒一粒的放在鞋里有点硌脚。Recently,intheuseofheighteningdrugs,theeffectisgood,threecentimetershigh,thatis,agrainofagrainontheshoealittlebit.
11、贫穷限制了那么多，为什么没限制我的体重？Povertyhaslimitedmesomuch,whynotlimitmyweight?12、我有两个朋友吵架了，无论我怎么劝，她们都不肯打起来。Twoofmyfriendshadaquarrel,andnomatterhowhardItriedtopersuadethem,theyrefusedtofight.图片来源网络，侵权联删。
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