我觉得总结得很形象了，欢迎各位大哥对号入座，哈哈哈哈除了这些之外，大哥们四排开黑还会说什么骚话垃圾话哟
“我游戏又TM掉了！！等我一会，我重连！！”
“刚刚有人开枪打我们吗？”
“没，是我走火了。。。”
“拉一手！快！可以拉！这里打不到！这里绝对安全！快拉啊！我二倒了。。”
“谁捡到八倍镜了吗？我有98K”
“我这有人！！快过来！！”
“啊？人在哪？？”
“轰炸区算个啥？别怕，我玩了2000+小时从来没被轰炸区炸死过”（刚说完，屏幕闪过一道红光）
“这个B绝壁有问题，我要看下死亡回放”
“我们的战术是啥？”
“啊？我们有战术吗？”
“让我来开车，我是老司机，开车绝对稳”
“又送快递，垃圾游戏，我TM不玩了！”
“你能不能别按喇叭啊？活腻歪了？再按我开枪了啊？”
“这里有一辆摩托，只能载两个人，你们谁坐车谁走路呢？？”
“等我喝个饮料再走，很快的”
[–]PinkiminaPie 100 points 11 days ago
I died to a redzone last week after 300 some hours finally. I was driving through it and just sat back and smiled
我玩了300+个小时终于在上周被轰炸区制裁了。那时我正悠然自得地从轰炸区穿过，并在车上露出了会心的笑容！
[–]Psclly 29 points 17 days ago
Only time I was ever fine dying in the top 20 with 10 kills. Laughed my ass off.
我只有一次被轰炸区制裁过，那时我手感火热已经杀了10个人，进了前20名，本来觉得可以吃鸡的。。。然后突然暴毙，把我肚子都笑疼了
[–]blingdoop 8 points 11 days ago
I have 350 hours. Last weekend I was playing squads and I was in a buggy while the rest of the squad got a jeep. Right as I drove out of the red zone I look back right when I see them die a fiery death. Laughter ensued. Start up new squad game (different teammates) and LITERALLY the same thing happens...I escape unscathed and everyone else in the other car gets blown up. Couldn't believe it.
我玩了350个小时，上周我在玩四排的时候，我一个人单独开的蹦蹦，其他人坐的吉普。
当我开车离开轰炸区的时候，我回头就看到他们死于天降正义。
一段爽朗的笑声随之而来。然后我又重新开四排（和不同的队友），同样的事情再次发生...
我毫发无损地逃脱，另一辆车上的其他人都被炸死了。 真的难以置信
[–]YellowMoose811 3 points 11 days ago
This is why it’s crucial to separate the team into multiple vehicles whenever possible.
这就是为什么把队伍成员分配到不同的载具里很重要！！
[–]ShadowBanThisCucks 12 points 17 days ago
"I'm Safe" Team-mate dies reviving.
绝地求生最大谎言：“我这里很安全”——来自一位倒地的队友
[–]Daffery 12 points 17 days ago
"I can't see him"
"If we don't find a vehicle we are dead"
"Only 15 bandages"
"Do you have a red hot?"
"Of course he landed on the same roof I am!"
"I'M SHROOOOOOUD (killed 1 afk)"
"Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado Pecado "
我来补充几句！！
“敌人在哪？我怎么看不见他？”
“找不到车我们绝对凉了！”
“分我点急救包，我只有15个绷带了”
“哥们，有红点吗？”
“这个逼居然跟我抢 同一个房子！！”
“我就是SHROOOOOOOUD！！还有谁！！！？（只杀掉一个人之后）”
“Pecado * 100”
[–]SovietMcStalin 10 points 17 days ago
I have a friend who never gives directions.
我有个朋友看到人从来不会报方位，真是绝了。。。
[–]lotius81 5 points 17 days ago
Every god damn time. "Guys in front of me!" what the fuck is "front"? Everyone is looking in a different direction
这个我深有体会，“那人就在我面前！！”他吗的什么是“你面前”？每个人看的方向都不同好吧。。。
[–]Cju 1 point 17 days ago
I did not expect this to be so accurate.
我没想到居然能够总结得如此精确
[–]Hans_Ploem 1 point 16 days ago
You missed
dies "This game is actually broken"
当你马枪，并且被别人反杀的时候。
“这游戏完全没法玩了”
[–]polarbearsarereal 1 point 17 days ago
CHINESE HACKERS!!
“这个逼有点不正常，是大哥！！快溜！”
（咦这不是中国人的外挂的意思吗？）
猛击我！那些年错过的绝版皮肤！绝地暖暖帮你留下了！ 
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