双语：懒得撸铁？神奇T恤让你秒变肌肉男

This Japanese undershirt instantly turns skinny men into buff macho dudes.

想拥有强壮的肌肉，又不想去健身房受苦，怎么办？日本一家公司研发出了一种T恤，可以让纸片男秒变肌肉男，还能自由调节“肌肉”大小。

Skinny Japanese men looking to get that coveted “slim and macho” look without putting in the work and breaking a sweat at the gym now achieve their goal pretty much instantly. All they have to do is put on the Super Macho T, a special undershirt that instantly gives them a buff physique.

想要“又瘦又壮”的日本纸片男不必在健身房挥汗如雨了，他们的目标分分钟就能实现。他们只需要穿上特制的汗衫 “超级壮汉T恤”就可以立刻“拥有”健美体格。

buff: adj.体格健美的

Developed by a Japanese company named “His Company Group”, the Super Macho T features inflatable air bags that go into small pockets located around the chest and upper arm areas and visually enhance the wearer's chest, biceps and triceps. The cool thing about this system is that you can inflate the air bags as much as you want, allowing you to go for an inconspicuous moderately toned look, or an absolute gym addict.

“超级壮汉T恤”由一家名为“他公司集团”的日本企业研发，这款汗衫的前胸后背和上臂部位的小口袋都有可充气的气垫，可以从视觉上增大穿着者的胸肌、肱二头肌和肱三头肌。这个机关的妙处在于你可以随心所欲地往气垫里充气，你可以选择让自己看起来稍微有点肌肉，也可以把自己打造成健身狂人。

According to a His Company Group press release, the Super Macho T undershirt was inspired by the silicone bra inserts that some women use to achieve a more attractive appearance. They just took the same concept and applied it to an undergarment for men.

根据他公司集团的新闻公告，“超级壮汉T恤”是受一些女性用来增加自身魅力的硅胶胸罩填充物的启发。该公司只是把同样的概念运用到了男性内衣当中。

The manufacturer claims that the Super Macho T is aimed at several categories of people: individuals who have a complex about their skinny, bony bodies, people who lack the time or discipline to tone up the old fashioned way (by hitting the gym), people who spend a lot of time in public, fans of cosplay or people who want to make an impact at a certain event, and, last but not least, people who want to get buff instantly…

制造商声称，“超级壮汉T恤”的目标客户群有以下几类人：对自己瘦骨嶙峋的身材耿耿于怀的人；没有时间或自制力通过传统健身手段变壮的人；经常进出公共场合的人；角色扮演爱好者；打算在某个活动上惊艳四座的人；想要秒变肌肉男的人。

Grape reports that the Super Macho T has already been featured on Japanese television and in several written and online publications. It’s currently being sold on Amazon, for 7,980 yen. It’s not the cheapest undershirt, but it beats going to the gym, right?

据Grape报道，“超级壮汉T恤”已经登上了日本电视和几家纸媒和网站。目前这款T恤在亚马逊有售，价格为7980日元（505元人民币）。这个价格不算便宜，但是总比辛苦健身强吧？

The promotional video for the Super Macho T makes the undershirt seem like a sure way to impress the ladies, but what do you do when it’s time to reveal what you actually look like?

从“超级壮汉T恤”的广告视频来看，这款T恤似乎是征服女人心的利器，但是到了不得不露出“真身”的时候，又该怎么办呢？