老婆摔碗,碗裂两半。老公:“别扔,这是咱家感情见证。”老婆:“啥见证?”老公:“裂了还能凑一对,叫凑合过。”老婆:“那你睡沙发也凑合?”老公:“沙发没裂,我裂了。”老婆:“裂哪了?”老公:“心裂成二维码,扫出来都是‘我错了’。”
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