老婆网购条300块的裙子,卖家秀仙气飘飘。她穿上问我像不像仙女,我瞄了眼说:“像,像七仙女里的……”
她得意追问哪个,我小声说:“董永他老婆,但仙女下凡脸先着地那个。” 现在我在沙发睡得挺香,就是膝盖有点凉。
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