闺蜜被两个男孩同时追,天天愁选哪个。我安慰她:“这是好事啊!”她叹气:“好啥?一个说‘我会给你摘星星’,另一个说‘我养的仙人掌三年没死’……”
我憋笑:“那你选?”她绝望地打开手机:“刚第二个发消息——‘其实星星是石头,仙人掌死过两盆了’。”
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