老王去相亲,姑娘低头玩手机不理他。老王急了:“你到底啥意思?”姑娘抬头冷冷道:“我妈说你老实,让我嫁你。”老王一拍大腿:“早说啊!我还以为你要骗我彩礼呢!”姑娘一听,眼都亮了:“你……还有彩礼?”老王转身就走:“得,这亲相得跟做生意似的,还砍价。”
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