老张儿子要外出打工,临行前信誓旦旦:“爹,我出去混个名堂回来!”
老张抽了口旱烟:“混个名堂?你先把咱家WiFi密码解开了再说!你妈天天让我连热点,流量费都快赶上你火车票了!”
儿子愣了愣,默默掏出手机:“爹,密码是12345678……”
老张一拍腿:“我去,这么简单?这么多年你咋不说?!”
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