浏览网页文件时，无意中看到一份英文菜单，其中的英文翻译简直他X的太有才了！但是静下来仔细想想，应该是有些餐馆的经营者不懂英文，为了与国际接轨并且为外国友人着想，非要把菜单弄成双语版本；同时又为了节约成本，打印时直接复制电脑上提供的免费翻译！殊不知中国文化博大精深，中国的汉字含义深奥莫测，岂能随便通过电脑的智能翻译功能用英文地道准确地表达富有中国特色的美食呢？！
1. fuck【忌讳语，感叹词】used when you are very annoyed with something 他x的；见鬼
Fuck! I left my cell phone on the bus. 他x的! 我把手机落在公车上了。
Fuck - the bloody car won't start! 见鬼，这该死的车发动不起来了!
2. Fuck you /it /them etc 【忌讳语，口语】used to show that you are veryangry at something or someone, or that you do not care about them at all （表示愤怒或毫不在意）去你x的/去他x的/见他们的鬼等
Well, fuck you then. I'll go there on my own. 哼，去你的，我一个人去。
You are not worth my time. Fuck you! 你不值得我浪费时间。去你x的!
3.【动词】to have sexwith someone 操，(与......) xingjiao
4. go fuck yourself/himself/themselvesetc【忌讳语，口语】used to show you are very angry with someone（表示生气）见你的鬼/见他妈的鬼/见他们的鬼等
Wanna cheat on me? Go fuck yourself! 想骗我? 去你丫的!
5. fuck around /about to waste timeor behave in a silly or careless way胡闹；瞎搞
Stop fucking around! 别胡闹了！
Don't fuck me around OK? 别跟我胡闹了，好吗？
6. fuck off【忌讳语，口语】to go away; to annoy or upset(someone) greatly滚蛋；气死
Just fuck off and leave me alone! 滚开，别烦我!
Talking to an idiot really fucked me off. 跟一个白痴说话真把我给气死了。
7. fuck up【忌讳语，俚语】 to damage, harm or upset (someone or something), or to do(something) very badly 搞糟，搞砸，弄乱，毁掉
She's been really fucked up since her parents' divorce. 自从父母离婚后，她一直很糟糕。
He's worried that he fucked his job up. 他担心他把工作搞砸了。
Drugs and gambling fuck you up, your family and career. 毒品和赌博毁掉了你，你的家庭和事业。
8. the fuck 【忌讳语，感叹词】used when expressing extreme anger or annoyance to add force to whatis being said
Shut the fuck up! 你爷爷的给我闭嘴！
Who the fuck does she think she is? 他奶奶的她以为她是谁呀！
What the fuck are you talking about? 你他x的在说些什么?
Where the fuck did you hide? 你他x的躲到哪里去了?
When the fuck will you be back? 你丫的什么时候回来?
Why the fuck do you always give me a hard time? 你他x的为什么老跟我过不去?
How the fuck can I get away from the fucking idiot? 我他x的怎么才能摆脱这个白痴?
9. fucking 【忌讳语，形容词、副词】
That's fucking good coffee. 真是他x的好咖啡。
What a fucking idiot! 真他x的白痴！
That was a fucking waste of time. 真是他x的浪费时间。
We had a fucking wonderful time in L.A.. 我们在洛杉矶真他x的玩得爽。
It’s none of your fucking business! 不关你x的事!
What the fucking hell are you looking at? 你他x的在看什么?
I know fucking well you betrayed me. 我他x的就知道你背叛了我。
Don’t fucking talk nonsense all day! 别他x的整天胡说八道!
10. fucked【忌讳语，口语】( 又作fucked up) completely broken or in avery bad condition完全损坏的；状况极差的
The engine was completely fucked. 发动机全毁了。
If I can’t find a job before June, I'm fucked. 要是六月前找不到工作，我就完蛋了。
11. fucker【忌讳语，口语】(又作motherfucker美语)someone who you dislike very much or think is stupid 极其讨厌的人；笨蛋；混蛋；混账；不要脸的家伙
You motherfucker! Get out of my face! 你这个混账！你给我滚蛋!
You ruined my name, fucker! Don’t you knowthat? 你毁了我的名声，混蛋! 你不知道吗?
如此这般的神一般的操作在日常生活中以及网上还可以找到很多。看到菜单上令人乍舌的翻译，相信外国人看了不是笑喷，就一定会气晕！所以下次在制作和印刷菜单之前，请餐馆的经营者找个专业一点的人士帮忙翻译一下，要么干脆只保留中文和图片，真的不要把外国人宠坏了，更不要用这种令人捧腹的纯中式英语为难他们，其实最终伤害的是我们中国人的自信自豪和民族自尊。
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