1、每节课我都是闭着眼睛的，每当我睁开眼睛时老师就知道他讲错了。
I close my eyes in every class. When I open my eyes, the teacher will know that he is wrong.
2、我不是不想考试，是因为学习太降低我的智商。
It's not that I don't want to take the exam, it's because learning reduces my IQ too much.
3、老师都教不了我，说我可以毕业了。
Teachers can't teach me, said I can graduate.
4、我做作业写错一个字，结果全班同学都跟着抄错了。
I made a mistake in writing one word in my homework. As a result, all the students in the class copied the wrong word.
5、你考99分是你的极限，而我考一百分是因为卷子只有一百分。
Your 99 is your limit, but the reason why I get 100 is because the paper only has 100.
6、你是我带过的最差的一届老师。
You're the worst teacher I've ever had.
7、我最讨厌考试，不是卷子难，而是时间太长。
I hate exams most. It's not the papers that are difficult, but the time is too long.
8、我可以随意控制试卷的分数，想考99，少做一道小题就可以了。
I can control the score of the test paper at will. If I want to test 99, I can do one less question.
9、我次次都考一百分，所有科目都考一百分。
I got a hundred every time, and a hundred on all subjects.
10、如果考95以上的试卷可以当钱花，我早就是世界首富了。
If the test paper with a score above 95 can be used as money, I will be the richest man in the world.
11、我通常都是带着眼镜，当我摘下眼镜时，老师就知道他讲得不对。
I usually wear glasses. When I take off my glasses, the teacher knows that he is not right.
12、每次考完试，老师都拿我的卷子作为参考答案。
Every time I finish the exam, the teacher takes my paper as the reference answer.
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